Thank you for being a friend.

Travel down the road and back again.

Your heart is true.

You're a pal and a confidant.

Picture at Los Angeles, 2023.

Welcome to Adam Lill and I, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to. I am H.I.L. and Scott slash Sadie. Motherfucking Pines. And I'm Carrie Dordy. Should have had motherfucking in that, Carrie. And this is a part... I know, you're a motherfucker mom. And this is a podcast where we used to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and then talk about it. But you know what happened. We ran into those episodes. And then we broke down all 24 episodes of the spinoff, the Golden Palace. But we ran into those episodes too. So now, now we do whatever the hell we want. That is right. We're doing something very, very special and new today that we're very excited about. But first, guys, tickets are officially on sale for our live show. Out on the Lanai presents a golden girl celebration here in Los Angeles. Sunday, September 24th at Dynasty Typewriter, doors are at 630, shows at 7.30 p.m. Alaska Thunderfuck's going to be there.

Elliott Glazer is going to be there. There will be drag performances. There will be a costume

contest. There will be trivia. There will be prizes. Tickets are $20 in advance. They're $25

at the door. You can go to out on the lanai.com slash live to purchase those tickets.

And for those of you not in Los Angeles, don't worry, we have not forgotten about you.

For $15, you can purchase a ticket to watch a live stream of the event.

You will be there like you're with us in the room.

You can get the tickets at the same link.

And I think that we may sell out. So get your tickets sooner than later if you're planning on coming. Guys, you can be there. This show is going to be so fun. It's so important. It's our first one back. It means a lot to Carrie and I. It means a lot for us to do this for the Golden Girls community in the Southern California area.

And so we want everyone there to sort of experience the golden joy that we try to bring each and every week and foster this lovely community that we've been doing for, oh my God,

almost 10 years now, which still is impossible because I'm only 18, which means I started this podcast when I was 10 years old. Is that the math? I don't know. I didn't do math. No. It's fine. I think you would have been. It's all fuzzy anyway. But yes, get tickets to the show. It's going to be so, so, so much fun. And I really want to see you there. And we really want to see you there to thank you for supporting for being with us all these years.

I mean, that's really... so, so much fun. And I really want to see you there. And we really want to see you there to thank

you for supporting, for being with us all these years. I mean, that's really what we want to do.

We want to say thank you to you and put on a great show too. Yes. Each individual person we meet,

we will shake your hand and go, from the DVD menu.

Each person will shake their hand, give them a little curtsy, and say, we thank you so much.

So much.

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