The lie that is the old-timey talk accent

The Raven Effect

Tv & Film, Wrestling, Comedy, Sports, Music

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This week we're talking about tentacles ... not tentacles exactly, but giant octopussies, or octopuses; Has Raven been keeping up with the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Scarlett Johansson is really hot and we ponder who's the best Spiderman; Rich shares his latest travel shitshow story; Feeney sneakily works in wrestling talk; The best in news headlines and stories, including Kathy Ireland being swindled by her business manager and losing millions of dollars; Will Ferrell as Harry Caray vs. the real Harry Caray, and of course, all the usual perversions. Purchase the Blu-Ray Raven's documentary: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/products/nevermore-the-raven-effectOr watch it online on Gathr: https://gathr.com/vod/ec0e2fb0/nevermore-the-raven-effectThe show now has a Facebook page, so go CHECK IT OUTFollow the guys on social mediaRaven - @theRavenEffectFeeney - @jffeeney3rdBuy yourself some Raven shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ravenOr even some Feeney shirts: https://www.prowrestlingtees.com/ccwithjoefeeneyHave Raven say things that you want him to say, either for yourself or for someone you want to talk big-game shit to by going to http://www.cameo.com/ravenprime1Sign up for Patreon by going to http://www.patreon.com/TheRavenEffect it's only $5 a month! Get extra content AND watch the show!The Raven Effect is sponsored by Underground Steve!- UndergradSteve is an Adult Visual Novel developer that focuses on strong characters and writing. He creates the College Kings and Murders & Mistresses series on Steam.- In College Kings, become a freshman at San Vallejo College. Make memories on campus, meet a cast of gorgeous girls that you can get to know through deep writing, gorgeous renders, and very steamy scenes. Season One is now available FOR FREE!- In Murders & Mistresses, become an ex-conman turned police consultant and solve grisly cases all while getting to know a cast of gorgeous girls including your coworkers, suspects, and even your own wife. The demo is available now, ALSO FREE!Play by going to https://bit.ly/3PdST9u

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0:00.0	The world is a vampire.
0:03.8	The Raven Effect with pro wrestling superstar Raven.
0:07.5	A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.
0:11.0	Critics have hailed it as everything from...
0:13.0	Who's this Raven jerk?
0:14.5	And...
0:15.1	If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling,
0:20.2	well, this is the show for you.
0:22.2	The spite of my rage, I'm still just a red in a cage.
0:27.6	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies, and reprobates.
0:37.9	This is Raven.
0:38.7	Hello and welcome to the Raven Effect podcast.
0:53.4	I'm your host, Raven, along with little Joey Feeney from Little Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
0:59.2	Rich is not here yet.
1:00.8	Imagine that.
1:02.4	He schedules everything Thursday night.
1:04.8	It's fucking awesome.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:07.6	Cubs scout meeting Thursday.
1:10.4	Alcoholics Anonymous Thursday. Pick up the kids Thursday. I'm going to see the WNBA on a Thursday. It's always Thursday. The kids, why does it take a lot of that? Why does he just pick up and put them back down? He likes to go for a little, like they get a Sunday together or maybe a chili cheeseburger. He's a nice guy. So why do they go on with Sunday when it's Thursday? I don't know. He does this thing. All right. So anyway, so we're talking
1:33.2	about octopuses. And kill, orcas. And the orcas. Orkers. So anyway, so, okay, the biggest
1:40.8	orchid had a, the biggest octopus had a 30 foot, 30 foot leg.
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