The Lie of Having Your Life Together
Don't Think with Carla Bezanson
Dear Media
4.9 • 547 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever thought everyone else has their life together except you? Same. This one’s about realizing that’s a lie.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:13.2 | What's up you guys? |
| 0:14.2 | Welcome to this week's episode. |
| 0:15.2 | Don't thank the podcast for anyone who has a brain that keeps them awake all night every night. No, lately I've been having |
| 0:24.4 | the worst sleeps and it's funny because it's like middle of the day, tired. Morning, tired, |
| 0:31.7 | wake up, tired. Middle of the week, tired. Middle of the weekend, tired. Time to go to bed, |
| 0:37.2 | wide awake. Three in the morning, wide awake. So much weekend, tired. Time to go to bed, wide awake. Three in the morning, |
| 0:39.2 | wide awake. So much energy, it's like I need to go run a fucking laps around my apartment to try to |
| 0:44.6 | wear off the energy so that I can go to sleep. Anyway, that's the first thing I wanted to complain |
| 0:49.2 | about today. The second thing I wanted to complain about today is that I recorded this episode |
| 0:53.4 | two times, okay? |
| 0:57.4 | So I barely even need my notes at this point. I recorded it the first time. I went to upload it, |
| 1:02.7 | and the audio was just like white noise. And I was like, okay, this is very frustrating. I didn't |
| 1:08.0 | cry, but I was very frustrated. I was like, I give up. I don't want to be a podcaster anymore. And then I was like, you know what? This is a right of passage. I'm sure |
| 1:14.8 | this happens all the time. I gathered my thoughts. My boyfriend came over. He helped me |
| 1:20.7 | troubleshoot the issue. And don't, before you say anything, I did, I always do test the mic |
| 1:25.8 | and everything to make sure it's working before. |
| 1:28.8 | So I tested it again, whatever. |
| 1:30.9 | Recorded it again. |
| 1:32.6 | Same fucking thing happened. |
| 1:34.3 | So, yeah, I was very upset and I was like, I'm quitting the podcast. |
| 1:37.7 | I'm quitting everything. |
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