Oh, we're fucking live, boys.

We're not alive. We are alive. That is true. You just add a letter and it's all okay, huh, Leo? I'm just sip this Evian that I've got, we have a guest today, guys, and I'm pumped about it. I'm really excited about it. Danny, of course, he's got a bit, you know? What's Danny without a bit? It's a big guest. It's a big guest. It's our biggest guess.

Well, course he's got a bit you know what's Danny without a bit it's a big it's a big guest it's a big guest it's our biggest guess well bigger than nerd baller TV I don't

know dude bigger than no I got I don't want to say that by number I social media no I'm gonna

but I'm gonna say maybe by talent can we can I say that the guy we got coming in today

he's Christalia there's no sense hiding it from the audience no longer we got coming in today, he's Christalia. There's no sense hiding

from the audience any longer. Christalia's opener. He's a very hot, up and coming comedian in Los Angeles.

He's a very good comedian. He's performed all over the United States. And he is a fan. I think

of just, I don't think he's a fan of our. He doesn't follow me on Instagram, so it certainly doesn't seem like he's a fan.

You know, yeah, but he's a good guy and probably will after this. And, you know, I've talked to him before a couple times and I asked him to be on this. And he said he'd be happy to be on there. They're happy to be on the Leo and Danny show. I'm psyched. we're going to dig out a lot of dirt

from the Christalia tour stories

Please don't tell them about the penis thing and being mushooking up with the same girl. Can you please not? You're telling it to the audience right now. I can't ask him. I knew. I knew I knew you were going to fucking spring this up, dude. He's a cool guy. You're going to ask Michael.

You're going to ask the fucking guy's opener about his fucking cock. Yes. He's cock, dude. Would anybody... What is wrong with you? Expect anything less of me. No, dude. But I just was hoping one time, dude, that we could be cool to a guess. But no. We're going to ask about dick size. Leo, I'm going to make a really half-hearted attempt to keep that question in my back holster but it's probably going to come out probably going to come out what we're going to open with though we're going to get to all that shit the christalia road stories the christalia penis size first i know michael lanoche delia's opener yeah is a big miami dolphins fan he is he's from Florida. He's a big Miami Dolphins fan.

He's a big baseball fan too, so we can probably get into that. But yeah, I get it. What are you going to do? He doesn't know me. He doesn't really know our brand of humor. So I'm going to throw on my Bengals jersey and I'm going to be giving him the stink eye the second he walks in the door, which is going to be about 15 minutes from now.

Yeah.

I'm going to be giving him the stink guy the second he gets his butt planted in that sofa

and he gets his butt planted in that sofa and Austin sets his camera alive, I'm going to lay into him about how shitty the dolphins are, about how horrible their draft picks were. And I'm just going to make up most of my stats, but it should be convincing. That's fine. It should be funny. Listen, this guy's pro, dude. I'm going to warn you. I was asking him what kind of drinks he wants. I was like, listen, if you want an adult beverage, it's not the first time that somebody's gotten sussed up on the Leon Danny show and he goes, no. You never got sawed up on the Leo Danny show. Danny Show, you got Sossed Up, drove your car, wall sauced up, and arrived Sossed Up.

Thanks for letting everybody know about my drive, my drunk driving history, Danny. All right, I wasn't caught, so it doesn't count. It's kind of like, I guess, I don't know, what would you say that? It's like, I wanted to say it's like cheating, but that's mean. I'm not a cheater. But I will say that it's like masturbating in public.

It's a problem if you get caught, but if you don't, it's like it never happened.

It's like...

The consequences of pulling your meat and an 80-year-old man walking by and seeing it, lower

stakes, I think, than going 100 down the freeway in a blackout.

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