The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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This week Holden and Jake prep for the release of Tears of the Kingdom by taking a trip back to Hyrule to cover Breath of the Wild. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, Wizard and the Bruiser and page 7 are going back on the road this summer.
0:07.7	That's right, release the Butthole Cut tour returns.
0:10.6	Where are we going, Jake?
0:11.7	Oh, you can find us in Salt Lake City, Denver, Las Vegas, Portland, Tacoma, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and St. Louis, Missouri.
0:20.0	Last Podcast Network.com for tickets.
0:22.9	Go to Last Podcast Network.com.
0:25.4	For page 7 and Wizard of the Bruiser present, release the butthole cut tour.
0:50.4	Really? Hey, Jake, it's me. It's Zelda.
0:52.5	And I'm the wizard.
0:55.8	Do you want to kiss me?
1:01.2	Ooh, Jakey, Jake, I want to kiss you itself.
1:05.8	As your sworn night, it is my duty only to protect you in a platonic fashion.
1:12.8	The love for you is merely an extension of my platonic love for all things good and righteous in this world.
1:19.8	Hold on. Hold on. I get your microphone is badly damaged. Your microphone is badly damaged. What the fuck? I just said one sentence. I didn't even get to say anything. Crunk. Okay, I'm sorry. I got a new
1:25.8	microphone. Thank you. Anyway, I picked up a shittier microphone and now I'm stuck having to use this shitty
1:32.6	mic.
1:32.9	I worked really hard for that other microphone.
1:35.2	I solved like eight different puzzles and I like was really excited for that microphone.
1:40.1	This metaphor is working dick.
1:43.1	I love it.
1:44.6	I was just staring at a big ball and I had to figure out whether I had to bomb the ball or pull the ball or hit the ball.
1:53.0	And then it turns out I had to move my whole desk to make sure that the ball rolled in the right direction.
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