THE LEGEND OF THE BOOGER CHAIR

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career. Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss important events due to her heavy sleeping habits, and more. Don't look directly into the sun for too long. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	What's up?
0:03.0	Is this Gek?
0:05.0	It is.
0:06.0	Is Amber?
0:08.0	Yes, oh my gosh, hi Gek.
0:11.0	I hope you're having an amazing night being a gecko.
0:15.0	Thank you very much. That's very sweet of you to say.
0:18.0	What's going on with you, Amber?
0:22.0	Oh, I'm doing excellent. I'm just extremely nervous, honestly.
0:27.0	My heart is racy.
0:30.0	Don't be nervous. My, you know what's like I'm in it's I'm in this mood where like I almost wish that we could take both of our hearts and add them together and divide them by two so that way we're both like a little bit because right now my
0:43.8	hurts at rest I'm chillin I'm maybe even too chilling I'm maybe even too
0:47.5	relaxed right now and then it sounds like you're the opposite so maybe we find the
0:51.9	way that we meet in the middle and we're both
0:54.7	sort of like just excited enough that we can have a compelling conversation with one
1:01.1	another is there a way for us to do that do you think? I love that idea so much like I'm pretty sure my heart rates at like 1.30. I don't know. I'm just I panic well listen Amber it says you're wondering you're
1:20.1	wondering what your first tattoo should be that's what you would like to talk about.
1:25.9	Yep, I've been wanting to get a tattoo for like five years
1:30.3	and I cannot commit.
1:33.0	What is it that is compelling you to want to get a tattoo?
1:45.0	I just love art I guess and I want to have a piece of art on my body forever and so like a long time ago I wanted to get this
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