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Tooth & Claw: True Stories of Animal Attacks

The Legend of History's Deadliest Whale: Porphyrios the Purple

Tooth & Claw: True Stories of Animal Attacks

Tooth & Claw

True Crime, Nature, Science, Comedy

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This is an upload of an old subscriber episode. If you enjoy it, consider subscribing to either our Patreon or Apple Grizclub! In this one, Mike talks about a handful of animal attacks that happened long ago including a deadly case of baldness, dying of laughter, the ineffective bones of Saint Conleth, and more! Watch here: https://youtu.be/N6ldKWe1TpA ~~ Wild Alaskan: Get $35 off your first box of wild-caught, sustainable seafood—delivered right to your door. Go to: https://www.wildalaskan.com/TOOTH Mint Mobile: Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at http://mintmobile.com/tooth Cornbread Hemp: Get 30% off at http://cornbreadhemp.com/tooth and use code TOOTH ~~ To advertise on the show, contact us! ~~ Tooth & Claw is brought to you by QCODE. Support the show and get access to an extensive library of exclusive episodes like this by supporting the show on Patreon or joining the Grizzly Club on Apple Podcasts. For the latest updates on the show and all things wildlife, follow us at toothandclawpod.com and social:  Instagram: @ToothandClawPodcast Twitter: @ToothandClawPod Wes: @GrizKid Jeff: @jefe_larson Mike: @mikey3ds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Tooth and Claw.

0:04.0

Not exactly a new episode of Tooth and Claw.

0:06.0

I just want to get a quick little explanation of what this is before it causes any more misunderstanding like this has done in the past.

0:12.0

This is actually an episode that until now has been exclusive to subscribers either over at our Patreon or on the Apple Grizz Club.

0:20.0

So if you've heard this before, that'll explain it.

0:22.3

You'll notice that we get a little looser on these episodes, a little weirder, just a little more

0:26.8

chaos in general.

0:27.6

So if you listen to this and decide you like it, you'll find a lot of other episodes in our

0:31.6

feed, just like it.

0:32.9

I'm talking too much.

0:33.9

Let's get to the episode.

0:47.8

Thank you.

0:56.5

I wish. Yeah, they'd be much better host than us. Even probably at our subject matter,

1:02.7

they'd probably do a better job. Think of the stories they could tell. I know. Let's just quit.

1:06.9

Let's quit and let them do it. Who would be the biologist? I'd say probably Emma Watson. Yeah, Hermione. She'd go into like hippogriff biology and stuff. Yeah. Like that one guy. She knows things. What was the guy they tried doing the other series with? Fantastic Beast. What's that guy's name? It's kind of red-headed guy? Yeah, what's his character's name? He won an Oscar. Noot. Newt. Newt. Newt, Scarmander or something. I don't remember.

1:31.3

Newt, Gingrich. name. Kind of red-headed guy? Yeah. What's his character's name? He won't an Oscar.

1:27.8

Noot. Newt. Newt. Scarmander or something. Newt. Gingrich. Yeah. Anyway. Who cares? Now, Hermione would just use her little time watch thing and go back in time and just learn everything that needs to be. Good. And one more class a day. because that's all you can use that for.

1:45.9

Hermione, maybe not that smart.

1:47.7

Just throwing that... and just learn everything there needs to be. Good. And one more class today. Because that's all you can use that for.

1:46.0

Hermione, maybe not that smart.

1:47.7

Just throwing that out there.

1:48.8

All right.

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