When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a fandom of night that have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the way.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arom.

Into a house enter thou not, through all things break through thou not.

We are protected that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robbers and anabels. I'm Dan.

Hey Dan, I'm Lindsey. Hello Lindsey. Hello, Ouija Board shirt guy.

Yeah, thanks for ordering one of our new shirts for me. You're welcome.

Episode 98, so close to 100 episodes of Scared to Death coming in on two years of Spooks.

Yes, I'm so excited. And if you're a patron, don't forget to be checking your messages there for giving us some ideas for the drinking game we're going to play during our 100th episode.

Oh yeah.

And then also like your burning questions for us to answer at the end of the show. So it'll be like a nice fun long episode and we'll be probably little tipsy by the end.

It's going to be fun. Oh yeah, I'm nervous. It was like, okay, every time Lindsey says GTFO or there were like a few things I just started laughing.

I was like, oh, I didn't know we said that word all the time.

Oh yeah, it'll be a good learning experience.

Oh, whoopsies.

And you have some book info for us.

I do have some book info. So you know, you guys, we pre-record these episodes. So hopefully by the time you hear this episode, you are have already ordered your book and sales are going swimmingly and we're thrilled.

And it's so much fun. If you have an order to your book, you can hop on over to badmagicmerch.com to get volume two of the scared to death fan stories that we've compiled into almost 600 pages of scary tales, including the bonus episodes and the live show fan stories.

And we did season volume one last year and there were some of those available. So you might still be able to get it if you hurry on over there.

And the books are on pre order. And if you order now, you will definitely have it in time for Halloween.

Yay.

Yay.

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