The Legend of Bones

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Introducing Pete’s new golfing alter ego, Wentworth Bones. Wentworth Bones’ personality traits are just as unpredictable and chaotic as you might expect…

Once the meet and greet is over, Luke then tells Pete all about how he got revenge over one of his fellow passengers on his flight back from America. Plus, Pete explains why he had to wear surgical gloves while putting up his Christmas lights at the weekend.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and
0:26.6	procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.
0:29.3	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:41.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:46.5	Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app. That was a very, Ifi song that one. I like it to recall.
1:07.0	I actually really love his record as sea change.
1:10.0	Is that the one with...
1:12.0	Mm-h-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-hmm.
1:15.0	Yes it is, yeah, is that cover, it's cover, it's cover, nah.
1:18.0	No.
1:20.0	Maybe I'm a lost cost.
1:24.0	I can't believe that Ab was 2002.
1:26.0	Fucking hell.
1:27.0	I'm thinking if everybody's going to learn sometimes.
1:30.0	That cover he did for...
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