The night may be long and the dark may be deep, but the answers are there to be found.

Whether it's the normal, the abnormal, or the paranormal, you're in the right place.

Let's go beyond reality.

Welcome to the program, everyone.

It's Beyond Reality Radio, and I am your host, J.V. Johnson.

Thank you for being here tonight.

We have

not only a great show for you tonight, not only something that's going to be really spectacular,

but we're also using some new software. So that always makes things interesting. If you've been

paying attention to the show the last few nights, you know that we've been in computer hell.

So it's a cruel form of purgatory. We have had

software issues, hardware issues, and everything in between. We have opted to make a bit of a

hardware change here tonight so that it works. And it does work if we can control it properly.

The software that we're now using is far more sophisticated than what we were using,

and it's kind of out of our pay grade.

But we're going to try, and we're going to try to make it work.

So if there are glitches along the way, that's why.

Please forgive us in advance here.

Hopefully we'll be able to make it through it without too many problems.

But I'm excited because we'll have the opportunity to have Orion and his moldy oldies back during our breaks, a little bit of in-break entertainment, which is exciting.

And it's also a lot of fun.

And there are people, and I won't name names, that actually look forward to the

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