All right, hello, everyone and welcome to it. It is the Dericunder podcast for the 22nd of March, 2020.

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Let us, let's get to the program. Let's get started as we can get done, right? Let's, I want to, I've got to start off by talking about a little because it's the day. Now the day ain't over, but the day that Donald Trump said he was going to be arrested.

I don't know what's going to happen. And we'll find out together, I suppose. But I find it wildly interesting. I, I watched cable news. Well, I made a point of after soccer practice.

Quinn had her first soccer practice. It was something to behold running around. She was kicking the soccer ball way more than better way more better way better than she does in our backyard.

She was actually running and kicking the ball and running around the kids and laughing. And then after apparently some boy came up to her and said that her shoes were lame and then kicked the ball away from her.

And this bothered her to no end. She, she kept on obsessing about it for like a half an hour afterwards either we took her to a store and got a new soccer ball because she needed a new soccer ball. The old one was beat up, but she was like very upset that someone had said she had lame shoes and she was trying to understand why this boy would say she had lame shoes.

And I tried to explain that that is how in fact boys treat girls. They like girls. They don't know why they don't know how they don't know what to do about it. So a girl they like they say things that are mean some boys never grow out of that.

And like when I was a kid I got into trouble in the third grade for playing in dog poop on a stick it girls. I remember Chrissy Sherman was her name that me and my friend Pat and Brad all liked Chrissy Sherman.

And she had two other friends that like every day somebody was in Chrissy's favor. And I don't know why, but our flirting method was throwing mud at him.

Flinging dog poop at him and you know it didn't work. But you know that was all that was our best game. They never went away though. They never like ran away.

Stay away from us. You're playing with poop. So in that sense it worked like I don't know what you expect to happen in third grade. So I had to explain that to her.

I hope it didn't stick because she's five and that doesn't matter. But anyway needless to say she's going to wear different shoes on Saturday's game.

But I don't know why that was my night. But I came home after that and I watched Fox and it was non stop after Tucker about the Trump tweet that he was going to be arrested.

They're coming to get him. They're coming to take me away. They're coming to take me away.

And it was a little bit disturbing the extent to which particularly the nine o'clock hour they the guest host there.

Unquestioningly. Just I mean there was like nothing else going on in the world. Unquestioningly.

Did the bidding of the former president without without even a hit with nothing else. It was nothing else going on.

It was guest after guest after guest. All of whom were on the payroll of Fox. By the way.

Talking about this very few of them were actual lawyers. So I'm not really sure. Look out on Bragg's back guy. Don't like him. Bad dude. New York.

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