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hey guys welcome to wednesday afternoon to chat's the chat praet for a show.

We're a little bit late, but we're okay.

We're going to be okay, guys.

Thank you for waiting us.

I've been running around like a chicken with his head cut off, but let me show you what I can do, guys.

For those of you who are watching live in the chat right there, let me just show you something that we can do.

I've always actually been able to do it. The problem is, without a producer in the room with me or somebody to direct, I've not been able to do this.

So after the Dear America show today and before this, I moved all my production stuff around.

And now I'm going to show you something that I can do this. Completely useless. Watch this.

I could go to a second camera. Look at that because everybody wants to see my fat neck gullet from a different angle. So look at there. And then you could be two of me.

What can I say, man? This is some high-tech stuff for a redneck dude. Anyway, welcome to the show.

Toss those American flags. You guys are way ahead of me

tossing those American flags in the chat. Blow that thing up. I want to talk to you a little bit about,

we're going to get into a couple of things today. Actually, I want to talk to you about Texas.

Even though if you don't live in Texas, the United States and put it on the wall and that

map was all made out of puzzle pieces, right? You know where Texas sits. I hope all of you know

where Texas sits geographically. Like it's in the bottom and the center. If you were to, like,

let's just say metaphorically, whatever, if you, if you pull that out, pull the state of Texas out,

the whole puzzle crumbles off the wall.

That's how important Texas is. And Texas has gotten very purple. We are dealing with a rhino

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