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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. She's dead.

Anyway, I thought we...

I'm a radio program. I couldn't care less about television.

I'm really not remotely bothered.

However, you'll notice that Sally Morgan can now lay claim to the fact she's so gifted

that she predicted Ryan would win Big Brother because she talks to dead people.

But there you go. So he was crowned the winner. Of course you knew he was going to be crowned the winner.

Who else you're going to put on there? A thug like Dan Osborne. I mean some right dipsticks, thank you very much indeed.

But they reckon that he could make a lot of money out of it. Good. Good. I'm really pleased.

She's a vile piece of work.

He was bankrupt five years ago, if you remember.

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