What's up fam? I'm your host Jack Settlement. Join me today and so it's my

coast and long time best friend. A grand off. Aive is Duel and Beads Neat on your

mind today.

First and foremost, um, it's been on my mind for the last

week nonstop every minute of the day going to bed at night, waiting up looking at

LC out research. But we'll get into that. What's really on my mind today, Jack, is

today I learned that there's a different type of human being out there

and they're weird. I spent my Sunday in Hoboken with my brother and sister-in-law

hanging out with my niece, good family time watch the next heat king there.

I'm holding my niece who is now

February, March of, a little over three months old I think, maybe two, almost three months old.

She'd be in all cuteness that's a little baby. Vomits everywhere on my chest. Vomits everywhere.

I like jumped, I was startled and now I was like, oh whatever she said, baby that's what she does.

So I come home, I'm on the phone with my mother and she is like, you go hang out with the

baby today and I'm like, yeah, she's like, how was it? How cute is she adorable?

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Except she threw up all over me and my mom goes, oh I haven't had that

joy yet. What? We get joy just because they're babies when they puke on you. I understand the

baby's cute and all, like cute or not. I don't want someone puking on my chest. And I just learned

that I was like, why do you want that? She's like, oh it's so special and the little baby spits up

on you. She said, she didn't spit up. She formed vomiting on me. Like that's not chill.

Like she's got to get out of that face. So I learned that people enjoy baby vomit on their chest.

I for one, right hand up, not one of those people. Don't think I'll be one of those people tomorrow.

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