THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: New Special Characters + The Kim Kardashian Effect

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??! Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Poor fat Alan -10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved! -15:26 Mrs. Middleton -16:48 Prank call attempts -19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends -26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!! -27:05 @jus_jacques calls back! -53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned! -54:53 #KardashianEffect -1:02:19 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:05.0	It's a podcast with Laura Clary.
0:10.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:17.0	Hello everybody.
0:20.0	Hello everybody.
0:21.0	Sorry about last week when the film cut off, but these cameras only record
0:27.6	30 minutes of video. All of them.
0:32.1	Hi everyone, welcome to the Laura Clary podcast. Hello. So once again we have no idea what we're going to talk about that's kind of the theme of this thing. It's totally improvised and you know what's going on.
0:46.9	What's in our mind right now?
0:48.5	Right in the second.
0:49.8	Alan ruining the furniture is on my mind.
0:52.2	Oh, Alan, come here.
0:54.0	Come on, our cat is, you know,
0:57.0	cats like to scratch on things.
0:58.0	He's a bastard.
0:59.0	He's fat, he isn't eating problem.
1:01.0	He's a bastard, and I can I can't I always thought cats could sort of
1:05.2	like new when to stop and Alan so I've you know really put them on they eat twice a day small portions but he like shoves our blind dog out of the way and eats his food
1:19.4	I remember you told me that cat you always told me cats can control their portions.
1:23.2	That's what I just said until we went back to Downers Grove one day and your family cat had a picnic table on its back.
1:29.6	So my mom and dad have a long-haired cat. Einstein is his name, and he's so fucking fat, you guys.
1:36.8	It's bad.
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