THE LAURA CLERY VAULT: Funny Stories Of Pets And Doctors + Hilarious Music Videos

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Good doctors, bad doctors, dogs who want to be doctors and horror worthy dentists....and of course, HELEN!!! (Take 2 doses of the VAGANA song and call me in the morning.) Finding Laura Clery: Website: lauraclery.com Read Idiot & Idiots TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -0.00 Intro -0.50 Entitled Doctors - WTF? -5:35 I like her though! -6:15 "We're all selfish horrible bastards" -7:50 It's Xmas in January -8:25 America has ALL the sleep disorders -10:30 "If I don't post this dick sucking video my fans are gonna be pist" -11:00 I love my Vagana Vagana Music Video -14:30 Discount Doggie -17:20 Grey's Anatomy Pug -19:45 Help Helen Smash Season 2 -20:05 Helen! -24:00 Midnight Express -24:40 Construction -25:30 Moving is worse than death... -26:20 Q's from fans -27:05 Annnd...we're back! -27:20 Getting braces with all the gross kidos! -30:30 Horror-film worthy dentist -31:45 Saved by the bell "I'm so excited!" -33:00 I have a strong resemblance to Vanessa Williams... -34:36 Then I fell off my bike -35:45 That chick on "The Bachelor" Bumper Car Tragedy -37:25 "Well she'll never be Miss America..." -39:50 Butt implants -42:45 Normie friends -43:44 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast
0:05.0	It's a podcast
0:07.0	With Laura Clary
0:10.0	Welcome to the Laura Clary Podcast.
0:17.0	Hey everyone,
0:21.0	Welcome to the Laura Clarify guest.
0:25.0	Welcome to the Luxary podcast.
0:28.4	What if I talk like that?
0:30.8	In fact, it's just like, hey guys, hey guys, today, we're, today we're going to talk about spirituality
0:40.8	and, uh, I don't know, it's not even funny.
0:45.0	Hi, so yeah, dude, I fucking, all right, here's what happened today.
0:51.0	Woke up, had a doctor's appointment at 940. Why? Because I recently had
0:57.4	strep throat and pink eye, okay? Now could have been from the plane but pretty sure it's because I was sharing
1:04.4	makeup with my three-year-old adorable niece. She's adorable but deadly and so I took they put me on penicillin and then seven days into
1:17.3	penicillin I couldn't bend my right knee my leg was swollen and I couldn't bend my knee. So I was having an allergic reaction, I believe, to the penicillin.
1:27.2	So I had to stop. So anyway, I made an appointment with a doctor today, a new doctor, to make sure the infection was gone because I had to stop
1:37.1	taking the penicillin.
1:38.1	Okay, cool.
1:39.1	Fun story, I know.
1:40.9	And so I went today to make sure it was all gone, thinking that I was going to go, open my mouth,
1:49.3	she could look in my mouth, be like, yep, you still have it, or nope, you don't, and then I was going to go.
1:55.4	That's what I thought was going to happen.
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