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It was my birthday

with rule free

Ian Lee

I was just trying to generate a bit of content.

The late night alternative with Ian Lee.

Hate alarms clock, hate apples to make you ill,

like Cruelet deville, I'll set you up for the can. Here we go. Last hour of the show do, the listener 03-4499 1,000. I have absolutely no idea. I have absolutely no idea why the news reader sounds like he's doing it from a bucket.

I don't know idea what's going...

They're in the news studio, we're in the old one, they're in the new one and we sound better than them.

That's 20 million quid, wasted.

That's how the show is going to sound.

Oh, three, four, 99, 1,000 for the first...

I'm a bit bonged up.

For the first time this evening, the switchboard is empty, dear listener,

so you can give us a call.

We have talked about Michael Jackson. I'm a little bit bored of it

You know I just think that we're living in a very strange weird toxic time that's that's just fueled by self-serving idiots both on the right and the left

primarily the on the right but there are some on the left as well and it's

these are dark days these are dark days guys so let's celebrate life. Let's celebrate

Oh, where was it? Oh, I found I saw you know where we you know where I lived now. I'm aware of the places, you know where I live now?

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