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The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee

The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee: The Owl - Tuesday, June 26

The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee

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Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0

The Wild Man of Late Night Radio, Ian Lee.

0:03.8

A differently interesting nocturnal emissions from a legend of Late Night Radio.

0:09.3

On air and off the leash.

0:12.3

The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee on talk radio. We'll get you talking.

0:17.0

So I don't want to go into too much detail because I don't want the whole of my first show back in a week to be about this owl right and also can I can

0:27.6

I stress I don't want any of my fans to do revenge attacks on birds and I'm certainly not down on the

0:38.6

whole bird community and I'm and I don't think that what this owl did to me today is representative of the

0:48.4

Al community at large. It would have been nice to have got someone from the owl community to come on tonight

0:54.8

and kind of, you know, say that they disagree strongly with what this owl did.

1:00.9

But that's, I don't want anyone to go around attacking birds. I was attacked by an owl today. I don't know what type of owl it was because it was behind me and also, I'm going to be honest I wouldn't have recognized I can't

1:14.6

differentiate between owls anyway I don't want to go into details but I was out in

1:20.0

a secluded area and that's all I'm prepared to say about where I was and I'm

1:26.4

there's a lot of speculation about why I was in a secluded area and I did not I came back from America from New York and it was very

1:40.7

urban there so I wanted to be within nature and so I went to this spot and I it's just off the A4.

1:49.0

I was unaware at the time that it was a popular spot for gay men to me. I was unaware of that. I was unaware of that.

1:57.1

I was unaware of that. I was unaware of that. And I don't quite know what happened, but I was walking along and then suddenly I just heard this beating of wings and there was the most, the most intense pain in the back of my head just intense and it was like

2:18.1

Kind of like tiny knives sort in in my my head it was incredible and there was just a lot of

2:26.1

flapping I didn't know what was going I thought was being attacked by a human

2:28.9

so I turned round and of course there was no one there but the pain and it was it was a

2:32.2

it was a bird had had a raptor had clawed itself into my head and so I'm

2:39.8

trying to I'm trying to beat it off and eventually it went and I was in shock right I was in

2:46.6

shock and I carried on walking and a couple of there were a couple of guys

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