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Okay, well you try to be clever but you've written Aromantic which looks like Aromatic so you lose. lose. I think that's a word.

Great point Ollie thanks for making it I really appreciate it.

Okay yeah no great but great point thank you, Holly. I appreciate that. I really do appreciate that.

Now I've said it out loud, I'm not sure that Jack Black thing's true anyway, but, you know,

we're raising an interesting talking point. I think you're thinking of Janine Garofalo.

No, why would I, why would I confuse those two? Because she's asexual. Is she? Yep, yep, yep, yep. I thought she was gay.

No, she's asexual. Um, let's go to Sally, good evening Sally.

Hello, don't start bringing me into it. I haven't hexed anybody.

Hang on a minute, what you're talking about Janine Garof-Ala?

You caused a whole lot of trouble earlier on, Sally, so if I hear that...

I didn't mean to...

If I hear that smoke alarm.

I heard it already.

I've heard it already.

Right. Okay, if I was a witch, don't you think I would have sorted my smoke alarm out by now?

You never sort your own stuff out, I've seen films.

And as for hecks is, if anybody puts a hecks hex on you they get it back worse later

someone just tweet us don't worry about the hex the person that did it will get it

back on themselves times three well that so what that doesn't stop us having a hex

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