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der Mist. Great big talk for the wee small hours. You've been trolling me big time, mate.

The late night alternative with Ian Lee on Talk Radio.

Oh, 344, 4991,000. Let's go to Mark. Then we've got Nigel. Good evening, Mark.

Good evening, Ian. How are you?

I am a spiritual giant.

Exactly.

I've got a couple of questions for you.

Yeah, okay.

Are you going to come to Nottingham to do a rabbit at home?

No.

Well, that's a shame. And two, I've now been put off a garden

a wife because of one, a young lady using the seed bomb. Say that again, you've put off what? I've been put off shardinate wine.

Okay because her name was shartne so you should be put off.

Shartne a shardinay. What a rude what a rude, what a rude young woman she was.

Hey listen, maybe she's had a bad day, maybe she's had a bad day.

But here's the thing, if you're going to phone up and criticize, I was rude to George, and there was definitely room for criticism there but don't

phone up and lie and say I've been listening every day for a year and who does the show

of me I don't know I don't listen that much. Well come on!

God's sake! People, huh? Hey, Mark, can I blow your mind, right?

James Corden mind right? James Corden right has got a new 5 million pounds a year contract right to stay in America. I saw that. Five million pounds a year, right? But guess, now, is this, um, guess who the top, the top earner is in American television?

Is it James Holden? No.

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