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at Speck savers if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from our 69 pound range or above, how would that sound?

Well, like this, very vocals to help you see near.

And four.

Reactions which darken in sunlight.

Oh nice, thin and light lenses.

Um...

Or ultra clear, super clean.

We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for longer. So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined, terms and conditions apply, ask in store for details.

So, yesterday I, and bring it back down to sensible chat.

Yesterday, I was violently and aggressively attacked in a part of the countryside that I have since found

out is used as a site for men to meet up for sexual encounters and that's fine.

And thank goodness they were there because they were happy to help you.

Very happy.

I was attacked not by the men that were, I think the cruising I guess you call it.

I was attacked by now.

And just to stress because some of the papers are tried to turn this into

a Ian Lee was out dogging in a first of all I wasn't dogging in a gay cruising area

because you didn't have a dog well no to go dogging you have to be in a car and I was out walking

but I wasn't you're not actually helping I wasn't looking for gay sex I was just going out

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