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The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee on Talk Radio.

I'm growing attached and it's looking wicked right?

It's looking wicked.

I love my moustache. I love it. And here's the

thing. It is a prediction I made months ago. Beards are gone. Beards will be out,

right? Tashes will be in for a bit for a bit and I've had a few people tweet

me this week saying I think you were right I've started seeing loads of

mustaches around I started it the tashes in fash

uh... I started it.

In fact, if you see anyone with a particularly good mustache, could you ask permission, take a

picture and tweet us with the hashtag Tashfash. Tweet Catherine.

Although that might sound like fascist moustache.

All right forget that.

Well no it sounds like John Fashioner's moustache.

If you see John Fashioner with a moust. If you see John Faschener with a

mustache or you see him sleeping and you can draw one on with a permanent marker.

That's Fash Tash. But I want Tash Fash. Okay, now we're getting confused.

Let's go to Nigel.

Oh, how are you?

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