Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. It doesn't matter how

neatly you pack them away.

Christmas lights will always be tangled.

And a Christmas light tangle is more than a tangle.

It's a tangle that somehow gets more entangled

the more you attempt to untangle it.

So, to the loft I go.

With just my Christmasy coffee for company.

And if I'm not back by New Year, Merry Christmas.

Our gingerbread latte is now at Costa.

That's Christmas.

At Costa coffee a little better. The Late Night The Radio Show that knows truth is always stranger than fiction.

Week Monday, I get shoes.

The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee.

Because they're so real to be part of my imagination.

On Talk Radio. Here we go. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No. I forget about Hedwig and the angry inch I forget about it and then I remember it like maybe every two or three years it suddenly just pops into my head

I've got no idea why it popped into my head today if you've never seen I've never seen the

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