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Okay, that bit's a bit silly. That bit sounds like Jem. Do you remember Jem? Not as in truly

outrageous, truly truly outrageous. Jem, the woman, I had one of her albums it was good. Oh three four

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Let's go to Morris, good evening, Morris.

Hello, my friend?

Yes.

Hello. You, I love you, you're beautiful, you're very good. I listen to you every night, you made me go to sleep at time, and I am, I just want to say thank you very much because you're a really nice guy but why you

Jesus Christ man listen you're doing the Borat voice you're 15 years too late

no I don't like Borat but buta is not very good.

Neither are you, man.

Listen, I'm not in the mood for it tonight,

but thanks for your call.

There we go.

Let's try Ben.

Hello Ben. Hello, mate. Hello, Ben. Hello mate. Hello Ben. Yeah, Saluses. I've never done one but the mediums. You just reminded me that I saw a program.

Darren Brown when he exposed the mediums and that fellow thought he could. program. I saw a lot of a good, didn't it?

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