May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your

there.

the care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel,

and on our trains it does.

Avanti West Coast feel good travel. Movelet musings for mums, mums, madams, and meat paddles.

Never mind, I must have misread.

The late night alternative with Ian Lee.

The station's brilliant.

On talk radio.

Oh three, 4, 499, 1,000 is the telephone number.

Good evening, Alista.

Even in, evening, cow. I hope your call isn't going to be as dull as it was to Christophof ass last night.

Well, you heard that? That was pretty good.

No, wasn't? It was awful. We came out for one of the most joyous experiences ever seeing half of

XTC playing songs such as Ball and Chain making plans for Nigel and Statue of Liberty.

And then we got in the car and you're droning on.

Okay well that's your view.

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