May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

At Speck Savers if we said you can choose a free lens option with a pair of glasses from our 69 pound range or above, how would that sound?

Well, like this, very vocals to help you see near.

And four.

Reactions which darken in sunlight.

Oh nice, thin and light lenses.

Um...

Or ultra clear, super clean.

We don't have a sound for that. Let's just say they help your glasses stay cleaner for longer.

So you're better off with Spexavers. Offers can't be combined. Terms and conditions apply.

Ask in store for details.

Experience the unconventional Unpredictable and the completely unorthodox with rule free

Eunorthodox the late night alternative with Ian Lee. The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee. I've got no internet for the last

four days. On talk radio. Oh three four four nine nine one thousand is the telephone number I worked out

why I'm on a Neil Diamond Jag bought loads of Neil Diamond, like CDs for like £1.29, on music magpie.

Oh by the way, you know when I do this voice, I go, you know what I do this voice it's really annoying me get

really annoyed when I do this voice I can't stop doing it really annoys me

sing about yesterday as the show was going on I kept going you know what gets me really All right, okay, mental note, I'm doing that voice again, don't do it again.

Oh, suddenly I'm doing it again!

I can't stop doing it!

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