May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app.

Whispering Lunar incantations for cross parents, cross dressers, and cross-rail worker. And did you know this about me?

And cross rail worker.

Deal and polycarbonate.

The late night alternative with Ian Lee.

I've got a very poor in that connection.

On talk radio.

Right, so Kaye's had to take he into the toilet yet again. You know, he's getting on.

So you've got me just for a couple of minutes.

Oh, 3,44, 49,000. I was going to tell you this story about the Black Panther.

Do you remember, like if you're a

purest and you've been listening to this show for a while, you might remember there was a guy

used to phone up a security guard and I think he was in Leicester and he used to swear blind that he'd seen a panther? It was a panther wasn't it.

It wasn't a cougar. It was a panther.

On the loose in Leicester, right? And we, oh hoho-ho how funny of course he didn't see a panther

Apparently if you live in Scotland you might well have seen a black panther

Oh, what's happened? Yeah deadly black panther has been spotted on the prowl in Ayrshire,

sparking a public safety warning from the police. Now are these things ever real?

Surely these are just cats, but people getting the perspective wrong?

I spoke to a guy when we used to work at the other place who

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