Across the UK online and on D.A.B. The Late Night Alternative with Ian Lee on Talk Radio.

Mike Stewart's not digging the show at Pirate

under score radio under score DJ oh I bet he looks like that Meg.

Oh God what happened to you e and lee I liked you you you used to be funny now it's like listening to pain dry. All right Mike let's just see

oh you've got 125 followers and I bet your life is a completely not a failure well done

keep keep going Mike keep. Keep on, keep on working, Mike, keep on keeping on.

One day at a time, brother, you miserable gait.

Here's the thing, right?

Here's the thing, as a society, partly because of people like Mike, partly because of that

Dan and partly because of Steve Bannon and Tommy Robbins it, but all of these different Trump and Johnson and Theresa May and all of these people.

All of these people.

Oh three, four, four nine, nine, one thousand.

What do you want, man? You's saying what do you want man?

You can't just keep coming and going?

No, no mate, the phone will cut off.

All right, well quickly let's get to the point because I'm doing the thing now.

No, no, nothing I just don't want to let you know the phone look off.

Jesus.

Ah, man, by the way, this, can I just clarify the rule, Catherine, because you're guilty of breaking this rule.

If a person A phones person B and if at any point that phone call dies, lack of signal ever,

it's person A's responsibility to phone back, not Person B's.

Because what happens is, Person A, let's call him Ian, phones up Person B, Catherine, and then the phone

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