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The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee

The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee: Don't Mess With A Five Foot Woman

The Late Night Alternative with Iain Lee

talkRADIO

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Iain Lee's live on talkRADIO between 10pm-1am Monday to Fridays but, if for some inexplicable reason you miss the show, you can get the best bits every day right here.Or, to be absolutely certain you don't miss out, subscribe to the podcast on iTunes.

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

The Late Night Alternative with E. Lee on Talk Radio.

0:25.0

We have ways of making you talk.

0:29.0

All day Monday.

0:31.0

A day Monday.

0:37.0

Oh, 3-44 99 1,000. George is on the line.

0:40.0

George.

0:42.0

Good evening.

0:43.0

Did you phone a bomb scare to your bank once to get out of paying a mortgage?

0:48.0

It wasn't to get out of paying a mortgage.

0:51.0

It was to get out of explaining why my overdraft had risen so far and I hadn't

0:59.6

paid it back and I didn't have any story to tell so I arranged a boll scare.

1:07.0

Did you ever in 1985 in McDonald's in Tottenham Court Road hand someone some tickets they had lost for a musical youth

1:14.5

concert? No. Are you sure?

1:19.3

Certain. Okay, just someone phoned up and said that you did that.

1:23.0

No.

1:24.0

Did you get a random Irish busker

1:27.0

who's never listened to the show before

1:29.0

to phone up and harass us? He didn't have you. He just asked you a question because you perplexed me.

1:40.0

Why don't you ask the question?

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