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Here it comes, right?

Close down Twitter.

Twitter should be closed.

They should close it because it allows the idea.

I'm not saying closed it. I'm just saying they should close it because it allows idiots to breed

Harold McMaster has tweeted me if you don't want to vote then you shouldn't have an opinion on the matter so shut up

No you shut up right because

and here's the thing you obviously weren't listening because I made that point I'll make

it again Harold McMaster you thicko I pay tax I pay more tax than you pay I guarantee it right so yeah I do get a say in in

being unhappy with the way things are run and even if I didn't pay tax I'd still

get a say in being unhappy or happy with the way things are run.

So don't tell me to shut up, I'm exercising my free speech, you scumbag,

and here's the other one. From Tracy 1970, hello, a title is is proud of our UK Christian country

I checked a feed it's full of anti-Islamic stuff and retweets of Prison

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