The radio show that knows truth is always stranger than fiction.

Week Monday, I get shoes.

The late night alternative with Ian Lee.

Because they're too real to be part of my imagination.

On Talk Radio. be part of my imagination on talk radio.

That's a pony.

To make a boooo, I wanna take a boater,

a hama, come a pretty mama.

Speroni.

Yeah, so we've narrowed it down as the. pretty mama! My- A pony! Yeah!

So we've narrowed it down as the pony being the most sexually arousing animal.

Thanks for all of your votes this week.

Umm, so now we need to find which pony, which are the most famous ponies in the world would you like to

Thank you very much indeed you are a pair of it and if you want to hear me say C words S words

W words or even J words to callers.

Keep listening because as you know, I love to use the strongest swear words on air

to all of my callers. It makes me feel powerful, it arouses me, it stimulates the downstairs

department, it makes me feel so fine. And when I go home after the show, after having sworn at callers and had a mental breakdown and

asked you about having sex with cats, I like to go home and I pleasure myself.

Oh 344991,000 is the telephone number if you want to give us a call.

Hey, if you're a showbiz journalist, why don't you phone up and ask me some questions and maybe I can correct your ill-conceived false stories that you've been writing all day?

Your sources are flawed.

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