The Last Starfighter
Science Fiction Film Podcast (2019)
LSG Media
4.7 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2019
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Matthew and Dean have a different vision of The Last Starfighter, and they write their own interpretation of what happens between Beta Alex and Alex. It's steamy, desperate, and ultimately very sad.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the science fiction film podcast by LSG Media. |
| 0:11.7 | I'm Dean. |
| 0:12.9 | I'm Matthew. |
| 0:14.0 | And on this week's episode, we're discussing The Last Starfighter from 1984, directed by Nick Castle. |
| 0:28.4 | You know what I was thinking when I was watching this movie, especially in the beginning? |
| 0:32.8 | I mean, past the opening credits where it's like, |
| 0:35.8 | B-B-B-D-D-D-B-D-D-B-D-B-D-B-D. It's like Indiana Jones music.ini Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi Bann |
| 0:37.6 | It's like Indiana Jones music |
| 0:39.2 | We're sort of Superman, Star Wars, Indiana Jones. |
| 0:41.8 | He flies |
| 0:44.0 | In the planes to save the people |
| 0:47.8 | Do do do do do |
| 0:49.0 | Do those weird bald heads. |
| 0:51.9 | Yeah, I was thinking, I don't don't |
| 0:53.4 | I hope they drop arms on this little podong town. |
| 0:58.5 | They all just scream and yell. |
| 1:00.7 | How is this kid like the savior of this whole town? |
| 1:03.7 | And I don't even mean the last Starfire or stuff because we're going to get to that. |
| 1:07.0 | I just mean, dude, nobody can do anything. |
| 1:10.2 | They're all screaming for him in the beginning, and it drove me fucking bananas. Oh my God. Yelling. Yelling. He's the town crutch. Yeah. Which means, you know what? We need a couple of J-dams to just be dumped on that town. Just blow him all apart. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. What's his name? I don't even know his stupid name. Alex. Alex? Alex, dude, this kid, he's like, this is my town. I protect it. Do, do, do, do, do. And they're like, Mrs. fucking Jackoff's electricity's off, right? |
| 1:46.6 | Mrs. Jackoff's electricity is off. |
| 1:49.5 | Her fucking wires don't work. |
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