The Last Sizzler
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2016
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all the people who are just getting caught up on their shows to this weeks episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is journalist Jeb Lund! They chat about what fruit Jeb would pick to be the only fruit he could ever eat, why he kept getting sent to the Principals office as a child, and what to expect when watching an episode of CSI & Law and Order. Paul is then joined by Stephanie Courtney, Maria Blasucci, and Amanda Lund, to improvise a story set in The Last Sizzler. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
Paul & Eban will be doing their first all-music show at Largo! With special guests Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Open Mike Eagle & special surprise guests! Join them all for an evening of eclectic song choices and unique new arrangements! Saturday December 3rd & Sunday December 4th! All proceeds benefit Habit for Humanity. Get tickets at Largo-la.com!
This episode is brought to you by Leesa.com and Indochino.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:05.0 | So they started without me. |
| 0:07.7 | Welcome. |
| 0:08.7 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:11.4 | Welcome to people who are just getting caught up on their own shows. |
| 0:16.7 | That's right. |
| 0:18.3 | Do you have a show? |
| 0:19.7 | And it started without you? |
| 0:22.9 | Maybe you're the guy who created American Horror Story. |
| 0:27.5 | And you're just getting around to watching it. |
| 0:29.4 | And you're like, oh, this is gross. |
| 0:34.0 | Listen, guys, as of this recording, I just talked about this on Twitter, the social networking platform. |
| 0:41.7 | But it bears repeating. |
| 0:45.9 | I used to smoke, right? |
| 0:47.4 | And then I quit smoking. |
| 0:49.5 | And if you're still smoking, come on. |
| 1:11.0 | You'll get there. You'll realize it's a dumb thing. Like I did. That's not... I didn't realize... Here's my journey with it. I didn't realize, oh, this is a dumb thing, and then I was done with it. I was like, I don't like doing this anymore. How do I make it stop? And then I read a book. What is that book? Look it up. |
| 1:14.3 | However, I still have to watch the anti-smoking ads. |
| 1:21.1 | People with their exposed neck holes and stuff? |
| 1:27.3 | How many people smoke? |
| 1:29.5 | Not 100% of the population. |
| 1:32.7 | So why do I have to see open neck holes? |
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