The Last Penny Ever

Sarah and Vinnie Full Show

Audacy

Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

It's literally the end of an era! Good bye, Abraham Lincoln and exact change.

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0:00.0	What?
0:00.8	Wake up.
0:01.3	Thank you.
0:02.0	With Sarah and Vinny.
0:03.0	Ding, ding, ding, ding.
0:04.6	Alice at 973.
0:07.7	Yesterday.
0:08.6	Yeah.
0:09.4	The last ever penny was minted.
0:13.8	It's the end of the penny.
0:15.7	So that's it.
0:16.2	We're done with the pennies.
0:17.6	They're done.
0:18.6	And it was proven that they cost more than their worth.
0:22.5	And it changes.
0:25.3	I mean, no one can't.
0:27.1	I gave Bob a little money for a Halloween costume.
0:30.7	I gave her some cash immediately.
0:32.9	And she was like, filthy.
0:36.8	That stuff is. Did you also bring me a latex glove? Those are gross, too. Latex gloves? Yeah. What are you talking about? What? They're sterile. Keep your hands clean. I hate gloves. Oh. Anyway. Thanks, Vinny. It was so nice of you to pay me back. I'm just saying money. I crumpled up those bills and threw them in the trash. Who needs that? Get out of here. To me it's like a bunch of ones is like a what if you pay me back and change, you know? I don't want that. Would you be happy if I paid you back in change? Like I said, I had a certain amount to pay you and a certain amount of cash on me.
1:15.4	And I had some ones that I was using to tip some people.
1:18.6	I'd gotten a lot of ones.
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