The Last of the Mohicans (1992)

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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

If you hate Gene, you'll love our "The Last of the Mohicans" episode. Ash is at the helm, with Dick Ebert and guest host Kevin R. Brackett (Reel Spoilers) rounding out the crew to explore romance, frontier life, and Big D's virginity.

When it comes to period dramas from the early '90s, things often get a little goofy, but "The Last of the Mohicans" stands apart by getting a lot of things right: breathtaking cinematography, animalistic attraction, a killer score, historical accuracy, the chaos of battle, and the pain of sacrifice.

Are the characters a little flat? Maybe. Is Hawkeye superhuman? Debatable. Is the Shat Crew gonna talk about old-timey sex? Oh, absolutely.

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0:00.0	It's kind of gross.
0:02.0	You got chorus running around with that dress.
0:03.9	You know she's sweaty and yeasty and it's kind of nasty and I, worst of all, without
0:09.7	razors.
0:10.7	Did you picture Harry Oral sex on the frontier?
0:13.4	I mean, yeah.
0:14.4	Oh, no.
0:15.4	What they barely have anything to live for.
0:19.3	Remember when we first met John McLean?
0:22.3	Our God picked him up from the plane and took him down the knack and told me tower at
0:28.1	the Christmas party.
0:29.1	And the terrorists were over zealous, but it was sweet when they killed Alice and with
0:35.8	a little help from Alice, John McLean kicked out.
0:39.7	Welcome back to Shathamities, the podcast where we answered the question, were the movies
0:43.2	we love when we were growing up really that good?
0:45.8	Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to?
0:49.1	Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental
0:52.4	at Blockbuster Video?
0:53.4	Do you even know what Blockbuster Video is?
0:55.9	If you answered yes, then this is the podcast for you.
0:58.6	I'm one of your hosts, Ash, and alongside me are my co-host, Dick Evert.
1:03.5	Good evening.
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