The Last Douchey Domicile, Pt. 1
The Once And Future Nerd
Glass & Madera
4.8 • 768 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2014
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
With Brennen and Jen in desperate need of medical attention, the party arrives at the White Forest – the sacred sanctuary of Iorden’s Elves – in great haste. But the barriers to entry prove vexing even for Yllowyyn the Kalth’yr. Meanwhile, Gwen and Arlene reach a life-changing decision.
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| 0:42.3 | Book 1. Princes The Once and Future Nerd |
| 0:56.0 | Book 1, Princes of Yorden |
| 0:59.0 | Chapter 7, The Last Dushy Domicile |
| 1:04.0 | Episode 1 |
| 1:13.6 | Most forests emerge gradually from the surrounding landscape. |
| 1:22.6 | The white forest erupts from the plains like a volcano from the ocean. The trunks of the whitewood trees |
| 1:30.3 | grow so close that a human could barely fit a finger between them. The carpet of Razervine, |
| 1:37.3 | which coats and connects the tree trunks, stops even that finger from reaching through. Over the years, |
| 1:43.3 | the elves have worked to accentuate the |
| 1:46.0 | appearance of a wall. Where the tree bark has been shaved off, the sun glints a blinding white. |
| 1:52.0 | Elven artists have shaved beautiful patterns and designs into their walls, accentuated by plates of carved silver and gold. |
| 2:00.0 | The main gate, 100 feet tall and wide enough for 20 halls, accentuated by plates of carved silver and gold. |
| 2:05.7 | The main gate, 100 feet tall and wide enough for 20 horses abreast, |
| 2:08.9 | is flanked by watchtowers and parapets. |
| 2:13.2 | By design, the land surrounding the forest wall is kept barren, |
| 2:17.2 | so that no approach from any direction can go unnoticed. |
| 2:22.3 | This morning, a small cart bounced along the road to the main gate as fast as its old horses could pull. |
| 2:25.4 | The cart was spotted at 900 yards by an elvish sentry. |
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