4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2018
⏱️ 71 minutes
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"The Last Boy Scout" is a movie by dirt bags for dirt bags. Producer Joel Silver is a dirt bag who cast his girlfriend as a topless chick in "Die Hard" and never gave her film credits. Bruce Willis plays a disgraced Secret Service agent who appear to be a dirt bag private investigator. And Big D is a dirt bag who loves this movie and cheated on every girlfriend he ever had. But not his wife.
Shat The Movies co-host Gene's a dirt bag who dated a trailer park stripper. Co-host Roger is a dirt bag who doesn't know how commas work. And they all agree that everyone's been cheated on. This episode's a dark podcast for a surprisingly dark movie.
You can thank listener Edwin for commissioning this morally bankrupt podcast.
The movie's opening montage is painfully and perfectly '90s. The opening football sequence is a bizarre use of Billy Blanks, and it just gets weirder from there.
Willis and Damon Wayans struggle to decide who the movie's funny man is, while we all know the real clown is Wayan's wardrobe. And all the while Big D insists Hallenbeck and Dix are among film's greatest buddy pairings.
Oh, and we settle the question of who's the biggest badass: Joe Hallenbeck or John McClane.
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0:00.0 | I've never done PCP. So what does PC do? Well you just said PCP like it was sushi. You don't have to admit that you've never, I've never tried PCP. |
0:12.6 | But I hear this is a great PCP joint right around the corner. |
0:15.8 | Remember when we first met John McLean? |
0:18.6 | Our God picked him up from the plane and took him down to Nachatomi Tower at the Christmas party and the terrorists |
0:27.0 | were overzealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little help from Alice. |
0:33.0 | Welcome back to Shatt the Movies, the podcast where we answer the question |
0:38.0 | were the movies we love and growing up really that good. |
0:41.0 | Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to? |
0:43.9 | Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental |
0:47.2 | at blockbuster video? Do you even remember what blockbuster video was? |
0:50.8 | If you answered yes and this is the podcast for you I'm one of your three co-host |
0:54.0 | Roger Roper and alongside me are my two co-host big D Dick Ebert good morning and gene |
1:02.2 | L. A. Stallions Lyons. |
1:04.0 | For your information, a lot of people think I'm funny. |
1:07.0 | And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still hold up. |
1:11.0 | Each week the audience selects from six movie |
1:12.8 | choices that we then break out a race car VHS type reminder and watch the movie |
1:16.7 | that's tallied the highest number of votes at the end of each podcast. Three of us |
1:20.2 | will provide you the audience with a number of wipes each movie |
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