The Larry Siefert Memorial Episode
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2017
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
With only one episode left in the third season of the HBO hit series "Ballers," they did the unthinkable - the Dolphins fired GM Larry Siefert. Coley and Tyler memorialize this great man and all of his endeavors, but not until they hit on all of the big topics of the weekend - like Tyler discovering Early Earl Hebner's Twitter account, Yogi Berra being the original Tweeter, the internet slobbering all over Luka Doncic's weak dunk, football continuing to be bad, and Tyler drops an unexpected bomb on Coley to end the episode. Oh yeah, Kyrie hates on LeBron on live television and Kevin Durant's burner social media accounts are parsed through with a fine-toothed comb.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed table listeners, you can find us every Sunday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | Another terrible week into football. |
| 0:14.0 | Two for two? |
| 0:16.0 | What's killing me is people. |
| 0:18.0 | People are starting to make excuses. |
| 0:20.0 | They're like, on our colleges is actually more exciting. |
| 0:23.0 | Like the NFL we admit isn't as great, but college is more exciting. |
| 0:26.0 | Like, no, it isn't. |
| 0:28.0 | No, I think it's just a numbers game. |
| 0:31.0 | Like if you have 500 games compared to 16, yeah, you're going to have some action. |
| 0:36.0 | And have a whole lot of stinkage to my cats are three and oh though. |
| 0:40.0 | So college season's been damn good today. |
| 0:44.0 | Your cats are undefeated. |
| 0:46.0 | Your falcons are undefeated. |
| 0:48.0 | You're they beat the cars man. |
| 0:50.0 | Put them back in the soup. |
| 0:52.0 | Well, yeah, I mean that. |
| 0:54.0 | Like when they when they played so shitty against the Bears, I was like called it again. |
| 0:58.0 | And then they just blew out the the package who are just a spineless organization. |
| 1:03.0 | Like they're really never going to win us like I couldn't be less. |
| 1:06.0 | I haven't been this scared of a team since paid man was on the cults. |
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