Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Well, here's a present for y'all from J.P. and jackets.

No Zana Claus, we ain't taking it back now. got ho-ho-ho-ho's like Godfather's train or one big hoe like Jim Duggan, man.

So sit back, relax for this holiday feature. No candy cane. This is the Christmas creature. Look over there, it's

cactus jack, but he's got a white beard wearing red and black. And why are you out shopping on this holiday

hustle? We kick in strong style. Santa with muscles. It's a silent night a bloody night looks like a miracle

on 34 street fight they got beef over missile toe and a pole and a loser's gonna get a lump of Michael Cole.

Because it's the last fan man number one for the season.

And Diva's nip nagnop is visually pleasing.

I just shit in Santa's bag.

H. H. H. H. H. I just shoot the Santa's bag.

Mr. Mr. Regest.

Are you still there? I'm fret.

But you have me at a loss. You know my name, but were you?

Just another American who saw too many movies as a child. Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo,

Marshall Gillen.

I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequenced shirts.

Do you really think you have a chance against us, a Mr. cowboy?

Yippikai, motherfucker.

The Lapsed Fan presents under the Cinemat.

Yeah, I love to talk, film.

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