The Land Of Trashy Brawls

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Rough-and-tumble was a free-for-all fighting style in the colonial South wherein contestants would bite, dig, and tear into each other's eye sockets and testicles all in the name of defending their honor. It makes current-day mixed martial arts look like ballet.SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:07.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:09.4	I'm your host for the week, Dan Regester, and I am joined as always by Rob Fox and Jay Goldman well not as always but the boys back in town
0:18.7	I'm ironic that you're singing that do you know how many times I heard that this weekend? Oh he did it again?
0:24.3	Rob is finally back. Me and Jake are back from Arizona. Rob's baby is I guess okay,
0:31.1	healthier. Whatever. Yay. Hooray. Hooray.
0:35.0	Hooray.
0:36.0	Who-ray.
0:37.0	Seems like you should, in my mind, treat your baby like a Spartan.
0:41.0	Should have left them out in the woods.
0:44.0	Yeah, it's a real smart civilization.
0:46.0	But fuck the ancient Greeks, by the way.
0:48.0	Such an overrated civilization.
0:50.0	Like, they were, they had like a cool 200 years and then they spent the next like
0:55.2	fucking 3,000 years being owned by other civilizations. That's all it's because they got
1:00.4	soft. So it's all it's gonna happen to us man. They got soft. It's all it's going to happen to us, man.
1:03.0	The Spartans were not even that hard to beat.
1:06.0	The Athenians beat them all the time.
1:08.0	You want to know why?
1:09.0	Because it doesn't matter how many babies you leave in the woods that the wolves don't eat
1:13.7	when you don't have a fucking economy and you can't pay for a war
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