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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We all saw the story about the weird A.I.-generated Wonka-themed event in Glasgow. But we also think it’s a harbinger of other things to come re: the only things that make it endearing at all are the difficult-despite-it-all attempts to work with terrible material—attempts that humans have to make!—when the computer says to do something stupid. We also talk about Johnny Mercer’s strange quantum state of admitting to knowledge of but also refusing to disclose information about UK military war crimes in Afghanistan. Also we talk about November’s predictions for 2024: King dead; Saudi economic collapse. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We still have tickets available for our live show in London on March 13! Get them here: https://backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/trashfuture-live-podcast/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	News of no-go zones in London and Birmingham are sweeping the UK as the internet falls in love with a shoddily put together
0:23.9	scam event that is designed to swindle people from their money that was helmed by a kind of
0:29.3	serial con artist. Jeremy Corbyn has just become leader of the Labour Party and we are excited
0:35.2	to see if socialism will come to Britain here in 2017.
0:38.3	Oh, I love being in 2017.
0:41.3	The last year that it's gonna be, before everything gets so much better, I assume.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:47.3	That's what D Ream wrote that song about.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:50.3	It's the free one.
0:51.3	Things can only get better in 20 years time.
0:53.3	That's right.
0:54.4	Yeah.
0:54.9	No, no, no.
0:55.6	It is 2024.
0:57.3	Yeah, you hit your head really hard.
0:59.3	Yeah.
0:59.6	I'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but it turns out that Jeremy Corbyn was actually
1:05.4	a member of kind of like Hamas, I guess.
1:09.3	I was surprised to.
1:10.2	Our version of the scammy event, now no longer taking place in the beautiful islands
1:16.7	of the Caribbean, but in sunny Glasgow instead.
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