The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic.
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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | When I'm all a toy. |
| 0:07.8 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:10.9 | Many episode. |
| 0:13.1 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:17.5 | When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall and in the back of my mind, I hear my conscience call. |
| 0:25.5 | There it is, there it is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:28.5 | Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. |
| 0:32.9 | The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. |
| 0:39.1 | And we finally worked to prove the theories that you, the listeners, have at home. |
| 0:44.8 | It's a motherfucking many episode. |
| 0:48.7 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:51.4 | Come on. I'm glad to see you back. |
| 0:54.1 | Just glad to see my man on top. We're back, baby. We're back. I'm Lexington |
| 1:03.6 | Kerman. I'm David Borey. And we were here to read some emails to talk some shit about what y'all have to talk about. |
| 1:11.7 | And we got a really exciting email that has already prompted a fair amount of discussion between you, me, and Olivia. |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.2 | It was a email from a person named Valerie. |
| 1:24.1 | Valerie sent us an email. |
| 1:26.1 | They started very formally, gentlemen. |
| 1:30.5 | I love it. |
| 1:31.5 | I like that. |
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