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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Hello!

It's three minutes after ten.

A very good morning.

Indeed, to you.

And it's Wednesday,

so it must be U-turned in the news.

The eighth, I think.

Is it the eighth,

or are we up to nine yet?

And as I mentioned a moment ago, it's not the fact that the direction of traffic is changed so frequently,

although the frequency is a problem.

It's more the fact that they are always preceded the so-called U-turns.

Who's already thinking of Margaret Thatcher and that famous clip from one of her early speeches. An incredibly powerful rhetoric, but a mark perhaps of just how nuts things have become, because I presume that people who are still waving their little flags for the current Prime Minister would see themselves as great admirers of Margaret Thatcher as well. Is that a lazy generalisation? Is that too broad an assumption? So you've got one, Conservative

Prime Minister, who was cheered to the rafters for refusing to undertake a U-turn, and another

Prime Minister, Conservative Prime Minister, who continues to be supported in some quarters,

despite the fact that he's undertaken more U-turns than... Oh, what's the analogy here? Come on. More U-turns than a... What makes a lot of U-turns? I don't know, actually. More U-turns than a driving test? More U-turns than a learner driver? More... I don't like... More U-turns than a driving instructor. Yeah, it's not my best. Four minutes after ten is the time.

Also in the news today, I wonder if you can think of the alliteration that I have jotted down in front of me.

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