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The Political Orphanage

The Labor-Inducing Hamburger (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingly return! The hilarious/reprobate hosts of Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social join to discuss the week's funniest, underserved headlines. Including: the winner of the national mullet competition, nukes on the Moon, and bovine facial recognition software.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy Friday everyone, welcome back. It's Friday release valve where I quit interviewing

0:05.6

authors and warlords and mintats. I quit writing prolonged scripts about classical antiquity and

0:11.8

political philosophy and science fiction and

0:13.6

instead I just blow off steam with funny friends by reading the world's

0:18.6

underserved headlines and I'm going to do that today with two very funny friends I'm bringing back

0:22.8

Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingley of Matt and Mattingley's

0:25.2

ice cream social welcome back gentleman.

0:26.8

Thanks so much Andrew always a pleasure thank you.

0:30.9

I can I you know what I gotta say I really like the people that listen to your show and I can spot them on

0:36.0

Twitter because they all have ice cream scoops next to their name.

0:39.0

You have cultivated a very funny and very nice audience where like if somebody

0:43.9

tweets me there's there's an ice cream scoop I'm like oh this is gonna be good

0:46.9

they're like no what they're not gonna give me a death threat I'm never getting a death threat

0:50.0

from anybody with ice cream. A hundred percent we we really do have an amazing community of listeners.

0:54.4

And I think it's because we just let them know how much of a wuss we were right at the top.

0:58.5

We just let them know if you're going to attack us on Twitter, we can't take it.

1:01.8

We don't have thick skin. Yeah. You't have thick skin yeah you'll make us angry

1:04.1

no but we're incredibly spoiled the kindness of our community insulates us

1:10.8

from normal internet activity in a way that it's stunning.

1:17.8

When I see normal internet celebrity type interaction,

1:22.4

I'm like, yikes. I totally relate to that. So the main thing I do,

1:29.6

the political orphanage, the the podcast in which this is sandwiched, the audience at their height of angry is like Canadian.

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