KVJ

It's time to wake up And like the weirdness begins It's the KVJ show Just start your morning Kevin is the host And a skin pigment is wider than Casper The Ghost, Virginia Sounds like this Nickname, This is a show Don't get her pitch It's a Jason Talk so you spend And they love to talk about Bigfoot and stacks So get ready, here we go

You're listening to 979 with the KVJ show

All righty, hello and welcome to the KVJ show

What is going on here?

Oh, Lord, that was a sprint.

Wow, crazy a Thursday, huh?

I'm sorry, we're late.

It's my fault.

Okay.

I was halfway to work, and I realized I forgot my Princess Pepparoni outfit at home.

Oh, oh, no.

And Captain Krust and Princess Pepperoni have a big gig today.

We're going to St. Mary's to the Palm Beach Children's Hospital.

And we're going to be giving out pizza with the Sicilian oven.

Okay.

It is a big deal.

And your girl left her costume right there on the sofa.

What?

Oh, boy.

Yesterday it was pie. Today it's a costume. I got the pie. Oh, okay. All right. Had the pie. I think I have to be an octopus when I leave my house. I don't have enough hands to carry all the crap that I am, I'm like carrot top. Yeah, you got a lot. A lot of props here. Yeah, maybe requires multiple trips or something. Who knows? Oh, a lot. Yeah. A lot of stuff. Make me a coffee with extra collo. Yes. Bird, I believe he was not with you, I don't think. No. Captain Russ isn't here? No. Apparently you superheroes just got your own problems going on. It's tough. You know, it's hard being a superhero in these times. I guess. Yeah, there's a lot of challenges, huh? It's good. Where's he? I have no idea. I don't know. He's not here today. Denny's, do you know? Denny's, I think it does know. Yes, he's in an Uber on the way here. Something up with his car. Oh, no. Car trouble. It's kind of an ongoing theme. Well, you know, he's working on the body, and after he does, maybe he can work on the car. I thought he got the car fixed. I saw it on the road. It looked like it had new tires on it. I was like, wow, look at that, new tires. Okay. Because he had had a flat tire for a while. Oh, boy, yeah, that tire was so bald. It sat here in the radio station parking lot for about a month. Right. Yeah, well. But then I saw it. I saw him on the road and it had all new tires it looked like. Okay. I was like, ooh, fancy. Apparently he's got to upgrade something else as well. Maybe, yeah, maybe it's an engine problem. Okay. It's a big part of a car. It's beyond our pay grade, Kevin. We had to call in an expert. Yeah. I can be all handle that. Well, hopefully we get the bird here in just a bit.

Well, everybody's going on Gaga yesterday about the Artemis launch. Did you happen to watch it?

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