The Knicks & Taylor Swift

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Audacy

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 12.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week, David & Dana are talking about David’s joke bombing at The Improv, Taylor Swift, and the Knicks wild comeback in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Also, the LA Mayoral race, Buzzing Around, and the stories of the week.

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0:00.0	Rob Reiner's son.
0:02.1	Terrible topic.
0:03.6	A terrible already. If you can land this, I'm going to send you $100. Don't worry. It was a total wipeout. Well, first of all, you're in a deficit, but go ahead. Taylor Swift, where are they going? You know what I mean? She's not walking. I'm going, taxi. That'd be funny. Taylor Swift, taxi. Hey, guys, quit screaming.
0:21.1	Taxi! I want to tax it. Did I sound like Taylor Swift at all? Sort of. Sort of. I went to school with you, and I go, oh, cool, cool. Where did you go to Swarov? She's, yeah. And she goes to the other girl. He looks young. He is not young at all. and I go, oh, didn't know how to react.
0:40.1	She goes, but you do look young. He is not young at all. And I go, oh, didn't know how to react. She goes, but you do look young, so she sucked me in again. She goes, but he's a lot older than you think. And I go, get fucked. How about to ring it up. Enough. Google. We're releasing male mosquitoes to reduce the population.
0:56.2	Hundreds of thousands of them.
0:57.2	We're Google.
0:58.4	You know, make a... Are you tired of pregnant mosquitoes?
1:02.8	Introducing...
1:06.7	We cut their mosquito nuts off.
1:09.5	Yeah.
1:09.8	Good luck making a batches mosquito kids.
1:13.7	Those days are over.
1:15.4	We got you neutered, mosquitoes.
1:18.9	You ready?
1:19.6	One, two, three.
1:20.4	Welcome to the show.
1:23.1	Dan Blarney.
1:24.7	I've got...
1:25.2	David Spoodler are here in for Dana Spade.
1:30.9	Questions about my hair I'll take first.
1:33.7	I just did this thing that Heather said,
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