The Kitchen Conn (VOY S1E4)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

When Neelix talks his way onto an away mission, it costs him a lot more than a week studying the tricorder manual. But when the doctor has to donate cycles on his holographic system to keep the ships “chef de cuisine” alive, the Voyager will have to chase down his assailants by entering another heavenly body. Did Picard have a private dining room? Shouldn’t we be more concerned about a Maquis mutiny? What sauce would you put on a Neelix sandwich? It’s the episode that dies the same way the Marlboro Man did.

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0:00.0	Hey, there are a couple of updates from your friends here at Oxbridge, Shimoda.
0:06.1	The first is that we're doing one last live show as part of our Double Dumbass tour.
0:11.1	They couldn't stop us from doing one more.
0:14.7	If we're going to San Francisco Sketchfest to put this tour in the ground at Cobb's Comedy
0:20.1	Club on February 2nd.
0:21.9	Then, presumably, we'll head across the bay to Alameda where they keep the nuclear vessels.
0:27.7	I think it's for that show are very close to selling out.
0:30.3	I don't know.
0:31.3	There's maybe a handful, like one single handful of tickets left.
0:34.4	Is that a lot?
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:36.6	I know the very term is racist, but yeah, a human hand of tickets left for our final Double
0:44.2	Dumbass tour show is available at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:48.4	Hey, in speaking of websites, we'd be remiss not to mention PodChop.biz.
0:53.1	PodChop.biz.
0:55.1	It's got so many cool things right now, like the absolutely massive gaming mousepad
1:01.3	that we designed with our friend Paul Hammond.
1:04.2	The embroidered USS Hood Bomberjacket.
1:06.9	Right.
1:07.9	You get that mousepad on the mail.
1:09.6	It's like unboxing an internet mattress.
1:12.9	It's enormous.
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