The situation that you've painted for yourself is you have one kid with a shitload of soda,

and every parent knows that that is a recipe for fucking disaster.

Wrong.

They've also got a rap album.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys! Usually a nice guy. Maybe I'm in a mood. Maybe I'm being a little protective of our territory. But I kind of feel like the posers are out with this wedding.

With this wedding? Oh, you think the people are, they don't really care as much as they think

that they care? I think that they're doing like, oh, like, I'm supposed to weigh in. It's a big

monumental event and everything. And it's like, unless you have talked about this couple,

podcast after podcast, don't talk about Jay Ellis's wedding.

Yeah, right. No, Jay Ellis is ours. Don't talk about Jay Ellis marrying somebody who isn't Issa Ray.

And yeah, it's a little confusing that actors don't actually date each other in real life.

I'm sure a lot of people went through this.

Sometimes they do.

That's true.

A lot of people went through it with, I'm pretty sure Jay Ellis married an actor, so.

But people went through it with like the, oh, don't you think that John Krasinski and, why can't think of her name?

Jenna Fisher. Jenna Fisher should date. Not if they don't like each other. No idea. Yeah, right. I've never been around them together. Same thing with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. People were fucking like, well, why don't they just get together? Oh my God. The thing at the, I'm sure that we reacted to being like, oh my God, they're in love,

but they sang a song together and they looked into each other's eyes. That's incredible.

It's like they were in love. They looked like they were in love. Yeah, because they are actors.

They're both actors. Yeah. Oh my God, Pete. You probably know this, but one of the district

attorneys on the practice said,

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