The Kids Are Not Alright

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not alright! Bryan weaponizes his incompetence All hail Astrid! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	somebody going to ask me, why do I go out of my way to be petty?
0:03.5	I said, first and foremost, it's not out of my way.
0:06.5	Okay.
0:08.1	It's directly on my route.
0:10.2	Next question.
0:15.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:18.5	And they go, let's take a picture for mommy.
0:22.0	And now Astrid's like, show me a picture. Right, right. She's landed. let's take a picture for mommy. And now Astrid's like,
0:35.2	show me a picture. Right, right. And I'm like, oh, yeah. She's like, how are things going? She's not even landed. She's still on the plane. She's texting me. But she's like, let me see. How are things going? And I'm like, oh, everything's fine over here. They're hungry. They haven't been fed. I'm pretty sure no one's feed or poop today.
0:38.9	I think I left their lunches out all night.
0:40.3	I'm not sure they're still good.
0:38.9	And take a little bit. I'm pretty sure no one's beat her poop today. I think I left their lunches out all night.
0:40.3	I'm not sure they're still good.
0:41.8	And take a look.
0:42.4	Here they are.
0:43.9	And she's like, oh, my God.
0:44.7	That's her response.
0:45.3	Oh, my God.
0:51.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:53.9	Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah, cats are kittens. welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene, and this is the Keanu Reeves of my Tom Cruise. Chris and Joy Haudelae best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Ryan. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. You're my Keanu Reeves. Ah, you see, he just got married.
1:11.2	He did? Yeah. Good for him. Who did you marry?
1:14.5	I can't remember her name, but they've been together. You heard it here last.
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