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Hi, it's Black Lou, and welcome to the first Bond Fire Best of the Week for 2020.

Friends of the show, Monroe Martin and Derek Gaines stop by, and Monroe told the crew about his time growing up in the foster care system in Philadelphia.

I think I should have standing up there, you should be able to put foster parents in.

I was like, were any of them just great like the shit and you were like, no, not really.

Not really, like the ones who were great.

I will take that back.

The ones who were great were the ones who taught me how to be independent.

There were like Miss Pearl, she was like old woman, she's changed smoker, like she smoked at least a half a carton of cigarettes a day.

Crazy.

She was like late 60s, she had a dog named Feifey.

I sort of got a love Feifey, she was like a nut, but mixed with a German shepherd.

She used to just sit there and smoke cigarettes and Feifey would just be right next to her inhaling that shit.

She had like a little green canry that horns sound like it smoked cigarettes too, and she had like this.

Right, right, right, she was like taking me to the book.

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